Hunter Hearst Helmsley, was not an easy or the first choice for Mr. Trump. However all roads kept pointing back to HHH. He is currently a VP for WWE, and The Game knows how to get things done. When asked what he thought about those who think he’s not qualified he said “I got two words for ya”
The HTM was picked for this position because he had the longest reign of any Intercontinental Champion in the history of the WWF. Mr Trump was quoted as saying, “Mr Tonk Man will be a Huuuuge asset to my team. He can related to any and everyone around the world. His music makes everyone happy!”
The Million Dollar Man is a self made man. Just the type of man Mr Trump likes. “He will bring stability to the economy, the likes the US has not seen since the start of the great depression” said Mr. Trump.
Born at Paris Island this WWE Hall of Famer(2004), is sure to be confirmed by congress without any dispute. He’s most famous quotes is also something Mr Trump likes to say. “I love the smell of burnt flesh in the morning”
After nominating Lawler, Trump admitted he thought he was a lawyer and that was the only reason for the nomination. Trump did not rescind the announcement because he was afraid of what Lawler would do to him.
Trump was quoted as saying, “The Brain knows how to work with people and bring them together to make deals happen. When I think back to all the early Wrestlemania days you know he was behind all the big matches. He’s going to bring that power now to DC.”
Mr Trump hates unions. He knows with this pick The Boss Man will make sure we never see another strike in this country. “With a club in his right hand and handcuffs in his left, we can make Labor great again” said Trump
This WWE Hall of Fame Wrestler brought a 2 x 4 and flag with him to the interview. Mr Trump could not find a more America loving person than Hacksaw. Hacksaw will bring hooooooooooo, back to the White House.
The ‘Taker plans to make sure all veterans voices are heard. He will pass out bells for all to ‘dong’ when matters are not moving as fast as they wish. He was quoted as saying “When you hear the ‘Taker’s Dong you know its on”